// Javascript version by godels.com // this pregnancy script was written by michelle of http://usr-bin-mom.com // feel free to use it on your site, and don't hesitate to link back to me! // some of the information used to write this script was gleaned from: // http://scriptygoddess.com/ // http://php.net/ // http://pregnancy.about.com/ // http://womens-place.com/ // disclaimer: this script is JUST FOR FUN! it's a toy. if you read something here, // and your doctor or midwife tells you something different, believe them! // they are trained professionals, and i am just a geeky homeschool mom with some time on my hands. // almost everything this script does is based on the date of your last period. // it is based on a 28 day cycle. your cycle may be longer or shorter, so if the results seem wrong to you, // fiddle with that date until you are satisfied. // ----- these are the values that you need to edit ----- var period = "November 17, 2003"; // fill in the date of the first day of your last period. var duedate = "August 23, 2004"; // if you know your due date, fill it in here. if you leave this as void, the script will automatically guess a due date for you. var gender = "neutral"; // neutral, boy, girl, or twins. if you are having twins, fill in "twins" here. otherwise leave as "neutral" until the gender is determined. then fill in either "boy" or "girl". var twingender = ""; // if you are having twins, fill in the genders here. for example, "a boy and a girl" or "two boys". otherwise, leave as "void". var name = ""; // if you are having one baby, fill in the name here (when you decide). for example, "Seamus Riley". for twins, leave this spot as "void". var twinname = ""; // if you are having twins, fill in both names here (when you decide). for example, "Aryanna Elizabeth and Aoghdan Alan". for one baby, leave this spot as "void". var iorwe = "I"; // choose whether you want the announcements to say "I" or "We" (as in "We are having a baby!" or "I am having a baby!"). var link = "yes"; // if you want to use the default link back to me, leave this as "yes". if you change it to "no" i'd still appreciate a link on your site somewhere! // ----- end of the values that you need to edit ----- // this customizes the script to use I or we: if (iorwe == "we") { we = "We"; were = "We're"; } else { we = "I"; were = "I'm"; } function spewDate(num) { var monthnum=num.getMonth(); var daynum=num.getDate(); var yearnum=num.getFullYear(); var monthStr=spewMonth(monthnum); return monthStr+" "+daynum+", "+yearnum; } function spewMonth(num) { var month; switch(num) { case 0: month="January"; break; case 1: month="February"; break; case 2: month="March"; break; case 3: month="April"; break; case 4: month="May"; break; case 5: month="June"; break; case 6: month="July"; break; case 7: month="August"; break; case 8: month="September"; break; case 9: month="October"; break; case 10: month="November"; break; case 11: month="December"; break; default: month=""; } return month; } // this customizes the script to your baby's gender/number: he = "baby"; heu = "Baby"; him = "the baby"; himu = "The baby"; his = "baby's"; hisu = "Baby's"; baby = "baby"; babyu = "Baby"; is = "is"; was = "was"; has = "has"; babys = "baby's"; s = ""; a = "a"; announce = "having a baby"; if (gender == "boy") { he = "he"; heu = "He"; him = "him"; himu = "Him"; his = "his"; hisu = "His"; baby = "baby"; babyu = "Baby"; is = "is"; was = "was"; has = "has"; babys = "baby's"; s = ""; a = "a"; announce = "having a boy"; } if (gender == "girl") { he = "she"; heu = "She"; him = "her"; himu = "Her"; his = "her"; hisu = "Her"; baby = "baby"; babyu = "Baby"; is = "is"; was = "was"; has = "has"; babys = "baby's"; s = ""; a = "a"; announce = "having a girl"; } if (gender == "twins") { he = "they"; heu = "They"; him = "them"; himu = "Them"; his = "their"; hisu = "Their"; baby = "babies"; babyu = "Babies"; is = "are"; was = "were"; has = "have"; babys = "babies'"; s = "s"; a = ""; announce = "having twins"; } // this announces that you are having a baby: if (twingender == "") { document.write(were+" "+announce+"! "); } else { document.write(were+" "+announce+", "+twingender+"! "); } // this announces the name of your baby: if (name == "") { document.write(""); } else { document.write(we+" have chosen the name "+name+"."); } if (twinname == "") { document.write(""); } else { document.write(we+" have chosen the names "+twinname+"."); } // a line break: document.write("

"); // this calculates how many weeks pregnant you are: now = Date.parse(Date())/1000; then = Date.parse(period)/1000; difference = now - then ; num = (difference/86400)/7; weeks = Math.round(num); // this determines your due date: if (duedate == "") { start3 = Date.parse(period); difference3 = 24256045000; then3 = new Date(start3 + difference3); due = spewDate(then3); } else { due = duedate; } // this calculates how many days until your due date: then2 = Date.parse(due)/1000; difference2 = (then2 - now); num2 = difference2/86400; days = Math.round(num2); // this figures the state of your baby's development: switch(weeks) { case 2: dev = "My "+baby+" "+was+" conceived this week! "+heu+" "+is+" busy dividing and growing at an amazing rate!"; break; case 3: dev = "My "+baby+" "+is+" now implanted in my uterus. A yolk sac is developed to feed "+him+" until the placenta is completed."; break; case 4: dev = "It is now possible for my pregnancy to show up on blood tests, and even HPTs. My "+baby+" "+has+" "+a+" heartbeat"+s+"! Brain"+s+" and spine"+s+" are forming, and you can distinguish "+his+" head"+s+" from the body!"; break; case 5: dev = "My "+baby+" now "+has+" "+a+" ciculatory system"+s+". "+heu+" "+is+" beginning to sprout buds where the arms and legs will be."; break; case 6: if (gender == "twins") { dev = "Those little limb buds are looking a lot like arms and legs now! Indentations are forming where "+his+" fingers and toes will be."; } else { dev = "Those little limb buds are looking a lot like arms and legs now! Indentations are forming where "+his+" fingers and toes will be. My "+baby+" "+is+" now about 1/2 an inch long."; } break; case 7: dev = "This week my "+baby+" will develop either testes or ovaries, becoming "+a+" boy"+s+" or "+a+" girl"+s+". My "+baby+" can also move around now, even though I can't feel it yet!"; break; case 8: if (gender == "twins") { dev = "My "+babys+" elbows are present, and "+his+" fingers, toes, and face are all becoming more recognizable."; } else { dev = hisu+" weight is now about 1 gram, or as much as a grape! Elbows are present, and "+his+" fingers, toes, and face are all becoming more recognizable."; } break; case 9: if (gender == "twins") { dev = "Ankles and wrists are completely formed this week. Wide open eyes begin to fuse shut and won't open again until 25 - 27 weeks. External genitalia "+is+" differentiating, fingers, toes and ears are perfect, the placenta is beginning to produce progesterone."; } else { dev = "Ankles and wrists are completely formed this week. Wide open eyes begin to fuse shut and won't open again until 25 - 27 weeks. External genitalia "+is+" differentiating, fingers, toes and ears are perfect, the placenta is beginning to produce progesterone, and my "+baby+" "+is+" 1 3/4 of an inch long."; } break; case 10: if (gender == "twins") { dev = "All of my "+babys+" organs are formed. The irises are starting to develop, as are fingernails."; } else { dev = "At about 7 grams, all of "+his+" organs are formed. The irises are starting to develop, as are fingernails."; } break; case 11: if (gender == "twins") { dev = "My "+babys+" head"+s+" "+is+" becoming more rounded, and "+he+" "+has+" eyelids. "+hisu+" muscles are developing, so "+he+" can move around a lot more."; } else { dev = "My "+babys+" head"+s+" "+is+" becoming more rounded, and "+he+" "+has+" eyelids. "+hisu+" muscles are developing, so "+he+" can move around a lot more. Right now my "+baby+" "+is+" about 2 1/2 inches and 1/2 an ounce."; } break; case 12: dev = "My "+baby+" "+is+" now "+a+" fully formed human being"+s+". All that's left is to grow big enough to survive outside of my belly!"; break; case 13: if (gender == "twins") { dev = "Hair is appearing, including eyebrows! My "+babys+" heart"+s+" can be heard on the ultrasound, now. "+we+" can't wait to hear that! All of my "+babys+" nutrition is coming from the placenta now, and "+he+" can even drink the amniotic fluid and urinate."; } else { dev = "Hair is appearing, including eyebrows! My "+babys+" heart"+s+" can be heard on the ultrasound, now. "+we+" can't wait to hear that! All of my "+babys+" nutrition is coming from the placenta now, and "+he+" can even drink the amniotic fluid and urinate. "+heu+" "+is+" now 3 3/4 inches long."; } break; case 14: dev = "My "+babys+" hair is getting thicker now. "+heu+" might even be developing dark pigment if "+his+" hair is going to be dark."; break; case 15: if (gender == "twins") { dev = "Fingernails and toenails are now formed, and my "+baby+" "+is+" growing fine down all over."; } else { dev = "Fingernails and toenails are now formed, and my "+baby+" "+is+" growing fine down all over. "+heu+" "+is+" now 6 3/4 inches long and 5 whole ounces!"; } break; case 16: dev = "From now on my "+baby+" will weigh more than the placenta. "+heu+" might be starting to become aware of sounds outside my body. I wonder if $he can hear my voice when I sing to "+him+"?"; break; case 17: if (gender == "twins") { dev = "My "+baby+" "+is+" now learning about $his reflexes. "+heu+" "+is+" kicking, grasping, and even sucking. Some babies even learn to suck their thumbs before they are born! I wonder if "+he+" will?"; } else { dev = "My "+baby+" "+is+" now learning about "+his+" reflexes. "+heu+" "+is+" kicking, grasping, and even sucking. Some babies even learn to suck their thumbs before they are born! I wonder if "+he+" will? My "+baby+" "+is+" now about 8 inches long."; } break; case 18: dev = "Buds for tiny little baby teeth have already formed, and now buds for permanent teeth are forming behind those."; break; case 19: if (gender == "twins") { dev = "My "+baby+" "+is+" forming a protective layer over "+his+" body-covering down."; } else { dev = "My "+baby+" "+is+" now about 10 inches long, and "+a+" protective layer"+s+" "+is+" forming and clinging to "+his+" body-covering down."; } break; case 20: if (gender == "twins") { dev = "My "+baby+" "+has+" plenty of room to move around. Sometimes I can feel $him kicking now!"; } else { dev = "At less than 1 pound, my "+baby+" "+has+" plenty of room to move around. Sometimes I can feel "+him+" kicking now!"; } break; case 21: dev = "My "+baby+" "+is+" starting to settle into a pattern. Sometimes "+he+" will sleep, and other times "+he+" will play. It always seems that "+he+" "+is+" most active when I am resting!"; break; case 22: dev = "My "+baby+" may now be feeling Braxton Hicks contractions, gripping and massaging "+him+"."; break; case 23: if (gender == "twins") { dev = "Most of "+his+" organs are mature by now, but "+his+" lungs are not ready for the outside air, yet."; } else { dev = "What a big baby! "+heu+" "+is+" now almost 13 inches and more than 1 1/4 pounds! Most of "+his+" organs are mature by now, but "+his+" lungs are not ready for the outside air, yet."; } break; case 24: dev = "The centers of my "+babys+" bones are beginning to harden."; break; case 25: dev = "My "+babys+" skin has been very thin and transparent so far, but now it is becoming opaque."; break; case 26: dev = "My "+babys+" skin is wrinkled right now, but "+he+" still has that protective layer covering "+him+"."; break; case 27: if (gender == "twins") { dev = "This week marks the point where my "+baby+" "+is+" legally viable, though some hospitals can care for babies even younger."; } else { dev = "At 14 inches and around 2 pounds, this week marks the point where my "+baby+" "+is+" legally viable, though some hospitals can care for babies even younger."; } break; case 28: dev = "By now my "+babys+" head"+s+" "+is+" more or less in proportion with the rest of "+his+" body, though still proportionally larger than an adult's head would be."; break; case 29: dev = "My "+baby+" "+is+" probably noticing those Braxton Hicks contractions at regular intervals now, even when I don't."; break; case 30: if (gender == "twins") { dev = "Though I may be starting to feel breathless when I exert myself, the "+baby+" "+is+" getting plenty of oxygen."; } else { dev = "Though I may be starting to feel breathless when I exert myself, the "+baby+" "+is+" getting plenty of oxygen. "+heu+" "+is+" now nearly 4 pounds."; } break; case 31: if (gender == "twins") { dev = "Fat reserves are being laid down under my "+babys+" skin. Now "+he+" "+is+" very much like a normal baby."; } else { dev = "Fat reserves are being laid down under my "+babys+" skin. At 16 inches, "+he+" "+is+" very much like a normal baby."; } break; case 32: dev = "If "+he+" "+has+" not already, my "+baby+" will soon turn head"+s+" down in preparation for birth."; break; case 33: dev = "My "+baby+" can now tell the difference between dark and light. When I am out in the sun "+he+" "+is+" bathed in a red glow. "+hisu+" skin is becoming nice and pink."; break; case 34: if (gender == "twins") { dev = "35% of twins are born by this point."; } else { dev = "My "+baby+" "+is+" around 18 inches and 5 1/2 pounds."; } break; case 35: if (gender == "twins") { dev = "My "+baby+" "+is+" almost ready to be born. Any time now "+he+" may drop into my pelvis in preparation for labor."; } else { dev = "At more than 18 inches, my "+baby+" "+is+" almost ready to be born. Any time now "+he+" may drop into my pelvis in preparation for labor."; } break; case 36: dev = "When I am very still I can sometimes see the rythmic patterns of my "+baby+" practicing breathing, though there is no air in $his lungs, yet. Sometimes this breathing practice gives "+him+" the hiccups!"; break; case 37: dev = "My "+baby+" might be gaining as much as an ounce of weight every day now! I wonder how big "+he+" will be?"; break; case 38: dev = "My "+babys+" amniotic fluid is now replaced every three hours."; break; case 39: if (gender == "twins") { dev = "My "+baby+" "+is+" getting ready to embark on the first big adventure of $his life. "+we+" can't wait!"; } else { dev = "My "+baby+" may be as long as 20 inches now, maybe more! "+heu+" "+is+" getting ready to embark on the first big adventure of "+his+" life. "+we+" can't wait!"; } break; case 40: if (gender == "twins") { dev = "Welcome to the world, "+twinname+"! ("+we+" hope!)"; } else { dev = "Welcome to the world, "+name+"! ("+we+" hope!)"; } break; default: dev=""; } // this prints your information: document.write("I am "+weeks+" weeks pregnant. There are "+days+" days until my due date on "+due+".

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